V1

The wind is in my face.
There’s sand between my knees.
My golf game really sucks.
My balls they like the trees.

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Oh I wonder if I’ll ever get better…
I should give up this game.
How can I play professionally…
When I play so damn lame?
Fore!

V2

My long game is atrocious.
My short game’s just plain bad.
I feel my only improvement (what’s that?)
Is my putts… and that’s in my hand.

Repeat Chorus

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Vocal #1
Me and you… you and I
Time has come to make this ball fly.
Use my chip wedge, hack the ball
Into those trees did you see my pink ball?

Vocal #2
You and me… chemistry.
Long live geometry.
Grab my three-wood, take a swing…
Man I really did hit that damn thing.

Vocal #1 & #2
Now where the hell did it go?

Repeat Chorus x2

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